Comic strip by Essex based cartoonist/illustrator MARINE MAMMAL.
COMIC STRIPS
Portraits Of People Who Forgot To Brush Their Hair This Morning
Comic strip by Essex based cartoonist/illustrator MARINE MAMMAL.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
A comic strip by Essex based illustrator, MARINE MAMMAL.
Blackout
A reference to BoJob’s history of racism.
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/feb/18/dave-attacks-boris-johnson-in-brit-awards-performance-our-prime-ministers-a-real-racist
https://www.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-record-sexist-homophobic-and-racist-comments-bumboys-piccaninnies-2019-6?r=US&IR=T
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/dave-racist-boris-johnson-brit-awards-theresa-may-a9344791.html
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.21)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Squirrel Nutsling is a wanted man. After a heart rendering goodbye, he’s now fleeing the refugee camp by helicopter.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.20)
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Previously on Guinea King: Police are offering a £5,000 reward for the capture of Squirrel Nutsling.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.19)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: The police have released Squirrel Nutkin’s identity to the public and are offering a £5,000 reward for his capture.
GUINEA KING: The Omnibus Edition (eps 1 - 18)
It’s getting pretty long now, so I’ve decided to publish an omnibus edition of GUINEA KING.
I’ve uploaded eps 1 - 18 to an image hosting website . I’ve embedded the gallery below. If you can’t see it, then follow this link and read the story on Imgur.
Have fun catching up! I’ll resume the saga tomorrow.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.18)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: You know that Squirrel who’s been killing roller skaters in Thirty Acre Woods? Well, it turns out that he’s some sort of politician who’s taking care of all the woodland animals who’ve lost their homes because the humans built a roller disco.
Tropical Pete is still staying at Dick Mantel’s house.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.17)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: A mouse and her two children have been driven from their home in the woods and have found shelter in a refugee camp. Also at the camp is the mass murdering manhunter, Squirrel Nutkin.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.16)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: A deadly manhunter named Squirrel Nutsling has been assassinating roller skaters in the forest.
Elsewhere, Queen Peggy Sue is planning to exterminate mankind. Having heard rumours of Nutsling’s one-man war on man, she has sent an advisor to track down Squirrel Nutsling and bring him back to her.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.15)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Queen Peggy Sue’s popularity is dwindling in Guinea Kingdom, and she blames the humans. She has heard rumours of a manhunter named Squirrel Nutsling and thinks she may have a use for him.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.14)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Tropical Pete’s former zoo, Guinea Kingdom, is now in the hands of Queen Peggy Sue. Outside the kingdom, a murderous squirrel is on the loose.
Disclaimer: The thoughts and opinions of the guinea pigs featured in this cartoon do not represent those of the cartoonist.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.13)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: A serial killer is on the loose and they’re targeting roller skaters. In an attempt to lure them into the open, Detective is skating through the woods whilst Sarge and Constable wait in the bushes ready to make an arrest.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.12)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Tropical Pete’s financial difficulties have been resolved, but Sheryl Flaskin’s murderer is still at large.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.11)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Peggy Sue has taken control of Guinea Kingdom (a guinea pig zoo), and the police are investigating the murder of Sheryl Flaskin.
Trapped by debt, Tropical Pete has reached rock bottom.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.10)
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Previously on GUNIEA KING: After losing control of his zoo, Tropical Pete is staying with Dick Mantel. New evidence suggesting the work of a serial killer makes him an unlikely suspect in the hunt for Sheryl Flaskin’s murderer.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.9)
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Previously on GUINEA KING: Sarge and Detective are investigating the murder of Sheryl Flaskin. After going for a roller skate in the woodlands, her head was found blown to pieces.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.8)
Not for kids!
Previously on GUINEA KING: Tropical Pete is having a tough run of luck. First he landed himself a nine billion pound fine, then his favourite guinea pig stole his zoo, and now he’s the chief suspect in a murder enquiry.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.
GUINEA KING: Rise Of An Emperor (ep.7)
Previously on GUINEA KING: After finding Sheryl Flaskin’s bullet punctured corpse in the woods, Sarge and Detective went to speak with her pet husband Gerald.
Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.