Not for kids!

Previously on GUINEA KING: After successfully suing Tropical Pete for insulting her online, Sheryl Flaskin is owed nine billion pounds.

Unable to pay, Tropical Pete transferred the ownership of his zoo to his favourite guinea pig, Peggy Sue. With the zoo in her name, bailiffs cannot take it away to cover Tropical Pete’s debts.

However, the guinea pig betrayed Pete’s trust. As soon as the transfer of ownership was complete, Peggy Sue kicked him off of the premises.

Sheryl Flaskin remains blissfully unaware of these developments…….

Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictional.